all in one

"keje childcare teacher tu hapa?" my gran asked.. this is the billion dollar question.. org melayu kata, soalan cepu emas, 'cept the emas takder & the cepu tinggal habuk. While the technical job description is too technical to delve into and my energy is as big as a watermelon seed, the following shall serve as the most accurate, unbiased and fresh perspective from this newcomer of 1 month and 10 days in the field

According to Dictionary.com,
teach·er n. One who teaches, especially one hired to teach.
Well, I was hired as a Malay teacher so thanks a lot for the clarification. Reflecting on all the incidents happened so far @work, I conclude that dictionary.com is by far a simple tool used for people looking for simplfied meanings in this complicated world.
My work so far had comprised of and aside from being a teacher:
1. Nanny
2. Maid
3. Peacemaker
4. Feeder
5. Disciplinarian
6. Magic-worker
7. Children's rooms Interior Designer
8. Lifeguard / bodyguard
9. Entertainer
and to my aghast, which I had just experienced a few days ago,
10. Punching bag


I now look and feel like a war casualty.